Hello, my name is Christopher (no relation!).
I was born in Shropshire, but now I still live in Shropshire. I'm a village-renowned novelist and son of two.
This is a picture of me sitting on a chair. It was taken after a fairly heavy meal which is why I look so relaxed.
Do you like my socks?
Do you like my windbreaker?
I do, and I CHOSE them!